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Post  FangTheGreat on October 2nd 2010, 4:04 am

lol! i can't wait i think i might get to go see inception tomorrow!!
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Post  NekoShia on October 2nd 2010, 6:39 am

eh~
thats good~ Very Happy
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Post  FangTheGreat on October 4th 2010, 4:11 am

i went and it was good!!
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Post  NekoShia on October 4th 2010, 11:19 am

told ja~ Very Happy
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Post  NekoShia on October 7th 2010, 10:20 am

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestions: Defrost.

Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down.

On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a toboggan:
Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.

On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp.

On shin pads for cyclists:
Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

On a take away coffee cup:
Caution: Hot beverages are hot.

Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.

In a microwave oven manual:
Do not use for drying pets.

On the back of a pilot's seat in a Nato aircraft:
Seat must be facing forward for take-off and landing.

On the bottom of a cola bottle:
Do not open here.

On a Harry Potter wizards broom:
This broom does not actually fly.

On a box of aspirin:
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

On a bottle of laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.

On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

In a kettle instruction manual:
The appliance is switched on by setting the 'ON/OFF' button to the 'ON' position.

On a ketchup bottle:
Instructions: Put on food.

On a bottle of rum:
Open bottle before drinking.

A car park sign:
Entrance only. Do not enter.

A sign in a street in Hong Kong:
Beware of people.

Rules on a tram in Prague:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted.

Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:
Take care: new non-slip surface.

On a can of air freshener:
For use by trained personnel only.

On a bottle of baby lotion:
Keep away from children.

On a pair of socks bought in egypt:
Do not wash.

On a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle:
Some assembly required.

On a can of pepper spray used for self defense:
May irritate eyes.

On a Frisbee:
Warning: may contain small parts.

In a car handbook:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out lock doors, and then close doors.

On a packet of cashew nut pieces:
Warning: This product may contain residue of nuts.

Directions for mosquito repellant:
Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.

On a birthday card for a one year old:
Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less.

In a hotel bedroom:
Please do not turn on TV except when in use.

In a lift in a Japanese hotel:
Push this button in case anything happens.

On a toilet cleaning brush:
Do not use orally.

On a can of Spray paint:
Do not spray in your face.

On a TV remote:
Not Dishwasher safe.

On a blowtorch:
Not used for drying hair.

On a washing machine inn a launderette:
No small children.

On a bottle of hair dye:
Do not use as Ice Cream topping.

On a push along lawn mower:
Not to be used as a hedge trimmer.

On a box of fireworks:
Do not put in mouth.

On the packaging for a wrist watch:
Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

In a dishwasher manual:
Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.

On a toaster:
Do not use underwater.

On a mattress:
Do not attempt to swallow.
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Post  FangTheGreat on October 8th 2010, 3:56 am

Neutral
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Post  NekoShia on October 8th 2010, 4:31 am

haha~
we really r gonna die of stupidity if thats on our labels~
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Post  FangTheGreat on October 8th 2010, 9:50 am

seriously!!!!!!
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Post  NekoShia on October 9th 2010, 6:03 am

lol!
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Post  FangTheGreat on October 9th 2010, 6:18 am

i can't believe some of those things!!
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Post  NekoShia on October 9th 2010, 7:12 am

caution hot beverage is hot!
lol they kinda already said it~
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Post  FangTheGreat on October 9th 2010, 9:10 pm

yeah...

caution: do not swallow mattress!

what the heck?!??!
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Post  NekoShia on October 10th 2010, 12:04 am

how is that even humanly possible?~
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Post  FangTheGreat on October 10th 2010, 7:41 am

it's not lol and that's why it's so absurd..
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Post  NekoShia on October 10th 2010, 11:46 am

Cool
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Post  FangTheGreat on October 10th 2010, 9:06 pm

silent
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Post  NekoShia on October 11th 2010, 1:45 am

soooooo....
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Post  FangTheGreat on October 11th 2010, 2:24 am

ha ha. i had a soccer game today!
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Post  NekoShia on October 11th 2010, 3:31 am

yup Very Happy
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Post  FangTheGreat on October 11th 2010, 4:04 am

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Post  NekoShia on October 11th 2010, 7:42 pm

did u win?
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Post  FangTheGreat on October 12th 2010, 12:52 am

yup! 1-0!
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Post  NekoShia on October 12th 2010, 1:24 am

KOMPAI~
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Post  FangTheGreat on October 12th 2010, 4:17 am

Arigato! it was fun!
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Post  NekoShia on October 12th 2010, 10:09 am

Very Happy
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