RaNdOmNeSs

Y: We havent met her yet.....

F: But we somehow know what she's like. We're just like all knowing or something.

Y: naw the authoress' told us already.....

F: Yeah i was only joking. *pulls random rubber band out of pocket and starts firing at random things they pass, like a mailbox*

Y: Throw it at Thunder for tormenting u!

F: But then I'd be just as bad as she is! *sounds strange protesting*

Y: oh gosh*walks off but before she barely takes one step she tripps herself*

F: Smooth. *sounding all calm cool and collected as usual*

Y: *strikes a moe pose with the big tears, quiveering lip and everything*

F: *scowling* That won't work on me. -sounds somewhat evil-

Y: *strikes an even moer pose and whimpers*

F: *now trying to scowl but doing a pretty pathetic job* Still not working.

Y:*strikes an even moer pose (if thats possible)*

F: Okay, stop. You're getting on my nerves.

Y: But im bored! And i need to practice for the anime con.....

F: Then do it somewhere else.
T: *finally gets duct tape off* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Y: but i need someone to tell me what to work on to make it moe!!!

F: How am I supposed to know? *clueless look*
T: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Y: Moe like Mikuru

F: I don't know anything about Mikuru!
T: I do! MWAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Y: Am I being moe enough Thunder?

T: Yesh...Fang's just an idiot. You are very moe. *nod nod* MWAHAHAHHAHAHA!
F: I object!
T: You couldn't object on your life. MWAHAHAHA!
F: *growls*

Y:YAY! *tripps again*

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
REAL FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours. REAL FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
REAL FRIENDS: Will come and knock on your door.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
REAL FRIENDS: Will take the drink away and say you've had enough.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it